"There are only 2 things in life you should never try, Incest and Morris Dancing" - Orange T Shirt
Orange T shirt with the slogan "There are only 2 things in life you should never try, Incest and Morris Dancing" printed on the front.
All Funny T Shirts are top branded, super-premium, heavy weight unisex cotton. T shirts are 100% cotton (except grey marl which is 90% cotton)
Price : £9.99
Chest Sizes.... inches / centimeters
| Width | Length | |
| Age 3 - 4 | 26-28" (66-71cm) | 17" - 43cm |
| Age 5 - 6 | 28-30" (71-76cm) | 20" - 51cm |
| Age 7 - 8 | 30-32" (76-81cm) | 21" - 53.5cm |
| Age 9 - 11 | 32-34" (81-86cm) | 23" - 58.5cm |
| Age 12 - 13 | 34-36" (86-92cm) | 24" - 61cm |
| Small | 34-36" (86-92cm) | 27.5" - 70cm |
| Medium | 38-40" (96-102cm) | 28.5" - 72.5cm |
| Large | 42-44" (106-112cm) | 29.5" - 75cm |
| Extra Large | 46-48" (116-122cm) | 30.5" - 77.5cm |
| XXL | 50-52" (126-132cm) | 31.5" - 80cm |
To ensure that you end up with the correct sized T shirt, simply grab your favorite t shirt, measure the length and chest in the same way and places pictured on our sizes page. Then match up the measurements to the size table above.
Visit the Measuring Page to ensure you get the right size T shirt.
