Famous Funny Quotes on T Shirts - £9.99

All our funny famous quote T shirts are available in 20 and 10 standard sizes, very small to XXL - Larger sizes are availble here.

Quotes from Woody Allen, Douglas Adams, Groucho Marx, Mark Twain and Oscar Wilde.

Sizes from children's to XXL start at £9.99 inc vat
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  • European shipping is £6 per order.
  • USA, Australia & rest of world is £7 ($10) per order.
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Woody Allen Quotes

woody allen quote on T shirt 'Sex relieves tension - love causes it'
Woody Allen Quote T Shirt
woody allen quote t shirt 'In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.'
woody allen quote t shirt 'Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but.... '
woody allen quote t shirt 'I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.'
woody allen t shirt quote 'Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner..... '
woody allen witty quote t shirt 'My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.' - Woody Allen

Douglas Adams Quotes

douglas adam t shirt quote 'Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.' Douglas Adams Quote
Douglas Adams T shirt 'Potatoes'
Douglas Adams Quote T shirt
douglas adams quote I love deadlines.
I love the whooshing sound....

Groucho Marx

groucho marx quote t shirt 'Women should be obscene and not heard'
groucho marx quote t shirt 'A man's only as old as the woman he feels.' Groucho Marx
grouncho marx quote t shirt I remember the first time I had sex
- I kept the receipt

Mark Twain

mark twain quote t shirt 'Familiarity breeds contempt - and children' Mark Twain Quote
mark twain quote t shirt 'Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world....'
mark twain quote t shirt 'You can tell German wine from vinegar by the label.'

Oscar Wilde

oscar wilde quote t shirt 'Life is too important to be taken seriously.' Oscar Wilde Quote
oscar wilde quote t shirt 'I am not young enough to know everything.' Oscar Wilde Quote
Oscar Wilde quote T shirt Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to chnage it every six months
Oscar Wilde T shirt quote Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
Oscar Wilde T shirt Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.
Oscar Wilde Witty Quote T shirt We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.

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